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Michael Jackson Is Dead
2,049
Comedy
Michael Jackson Is Dead was released on November 15, 2010 by Normal Guy Productions as a part of the album I Kill People
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Release DateNovember 15, 2010
LabelNormal Guy Productions
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM109

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Jon Lajoie
Jon Lajoie
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Jonathan Lajoie
Jonathan Lajoie
Songwriter

Lyrics

"Oh my God, did you hear about Michael Jackson?"
"Yeah, I heard about Michael Jackson. It's crazy, right?"
"Yeah, I can't believe it. All of a sudden the media's on his side!"
"I know, it's crazy, right?"
Michael Jackson is dead, don't pretend you give a shit
You motherfuckin' hypocrites, remember what you said he did
Michael Jackson is dead, no, you never gave a shit
So why are you pretendin', you motherfuckin' hypocrites?
"Michael Jackson's such a freak," you'd hear it a thousand times a week
On every fuckin' TV screen and every fuckin' magazine
Yeah sure, we liked him for a while for a few years when he was in style
Then someone said he's a pedophile, and fuckin' boys is what makes him smile
Then there was a punchline every day about his Skeletor-like face
And how he loved twelve-year-old balls, we didn't care if it was true or false
So don't pretend that you give a fuck, keep talkin' 'bout how he sucked twelve-year-old cock
And went from being a cute little black kid, and died as a white skeleton robot
Michael Jackson is dead, don't pretend you give a shit
You motherfuckin' hypocrites, remember what you said he did
Michael Jackson is dead, no, you never gave a shit
So why are you pretendin' you motherfuckin' hypocrites?
Remember when he dangled his kid from a balcony?
I wasn't hearing you call him legendary
And when we heard that shit about the Culkin kid
We said "Oh my God, Jacko's motherfuckin' sick!
He likes fucking kids! He likes fucking kids!"
Nobody was talkin' 'bout his music
Now if I say he died chokin' on a kid's dick
You say "Oh my God, that's so offensive!"
Well fuck you, you motherfucking cunt-ass bitch
Everyone in the news, you hypo-motherfuckin'-crites
On your high horse sayin' that I'm a demon
'Cause I say he overdosed on a boy's semen
Michael Jackson is dead, don't pretend you give a shit
You motherfuckin' hypocrites, remember what you said he did
Michael Jackson is dead, no, you never gave a shit
So why are you pretendin' you motherfuckin' hypocrites?
"Oh, it's so sad that Michael passed away, we loved him so much"
Really? Really, did you love him?
'Cause from where I'm standing, it kinda looked like you hated him
And that you called him a freak and that you wanted him to die
But now that he's dead, you love him
And he's a legend and he's so amazing
And "We love Michael Jackson!"
How about you go fuck yourself, you big bunch of fuckin' hypocrites?
Here, I'm gonna do this for you, I'm gonna do this for you
Billie Jean was not his lover
Of course she wasn't, she had a vagina
And she was older than twelve years old
Fuck you, hypocrites
Written by: Jonathan Lajoie
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