Exes

Exes I've got no access to my exes I'm sure by now they've moved to Texas Or took a one way trip to Naxos Exes I've lost the battle of the sexes Like making love inside of taxis They liked the sting, but not the cactus I know that exes reflect my youth I know that exes are my male proof I know they're guilty of being the past But you've killed the cupid You're over them Exes I've got no problem with my exes They loved me driving in my Lexus A roads as good as all its exits Exes So out of date like sending faxes I was the tree they were the axes They liked to pray but not the mantis The cynical collector of birds not bees The problem detector got high on heels The beauty protector with no degrees For exes Which is good which is constructive Which is what a woman needs Dont go asking for forgiveness Go plead guilty all degrees You were raised on definitions With your dears obscuring deeds Your actions Exes You like 'em young but not the acne You liked the team but not the referee I wonder how it feels to ex me So go ahead and ex me Try to forget just dont annex me I thought I threw away the frisbee I'd say we try to stick to plan B Like a missile that aint guided I was following my seed Like a horse that hasn't travelled I took hay for upper purple weed I got excommunicated 'Cause I couldnt play the creep For exes Exes Exes Too young to check all their reflexes No use explaining who T-Rex is They are the source of all complexes You know ... exes