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Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore... I was walking up Broadway you know And there's this incredible looking Swedish girl having a Cappuccino across the street from Lincoln Center, I started Talking to her you know - She said her name was Lola, Her English wasn't too good you know - but we wound up spending About 5 hours together just hanging out you know. So We go back to my place - we get high - we get really into each other man. It was love about to happen... I'm serious. And then all of a sudden she gets up and she says, she says "Hey, I really gotta leave" Damn A E I O U Sometimes Y There are 178 parent languages on our planet with over 1000 dialects... It's amazing we communicate at all. Languages and dialects - with this one thing in common: A E I O U Sometimes Y Ahhh! A E I O U A E I O U A E I O U A E I O U Sometimes Y! But you know I was really flipped out you know and she asked me If I'm angry or something I said of course I'm angry man this Isn't high school or anything you know so I'm feeling really Cavalier and I say ah... call me if you want to... Huh, yeah... call me if you want to So she rang me up and she says, "Hey! Do you wanna go out?" Huh, Do I wanna go out A E I O U Sometimes Y A E I O U Sometimes Y Operator! Operator! What's happening operator?! Mommy? Mommy Mommy! Where are you Mommy? I can't see you I can't see you Mommy! All artists, potentially, are the victims of their desire to be unique Just observe it Don't fight it Work it. Work it. Work it. Work it. Work it. Yeah she took me home man she threw me all Around the room man I mean this chick was really hot she was nice To me you know She let me keep on my cowboy boots and everything... she was Allright... oh! oh! yeah! oh! oh! oh! oh! ohhhhhh! I dare you to play this record A E I O U Sometimes Y A E I O U Sometimes Y Anyway so she took me home and she Splattered my brains Yeah there I am there I am what happened what happened Where was I oh here I am I told her I wouldn't sleep with her friends - she Doesn't sleep with my friends Anything else you do You know... Don't you tell me Lola