The Koozie Song

There's sure one thing a beer drinker knows* In the summertime you got to keep it cold In the winter when your whole body's shakin You got to have something for that insulation Then came the koozie and you wonder how You can even buy a can without one now Make them for bottles and all kinds of jug They even make one to fit your coffee mug cuz Happiness is a tight koozie Everybody's got a favorite I'm not choosy Long as it keeps the beer cold in my hand If you're from Texas, you'll understand Cuz happiness is a tight koozie You have a party and it's bring your own booze You're sure to end up with a koozie or two Left in the kitchen or the living room So you add it to the ones you already use Sometimes you have enough for all But even a koozie has a last call They split their sides, they lose their bottoms But the beer is colder if you'e got 'em cuz Happiness is a tight koozie Everybody's got a favorite I'm not choosy Long as it keeps the beer cold in my hand If you're from Texas, you'll understand Cuz happiness is a tight koozie It's sad to say but you know it truly It's a fact of life that even a koozie Won't last forever, there comes a day When your favorite one gets thrown away That's no problem, wherever you go You'll find them on sale, and you never know You might find one you like a little better Maybe one day they'll make one last forever, cuz Happiness is a tight koozie Everybody's got a favorite I'm not choosy Long as it keeps the beer cold in my hand If you're from Texas, you'll understand Cuz happiness is a tight koozie