Lyrics
Ooh, let's go
Steve walks warily down the street with the brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet, machine guns ready to go
Do you remember, if you think about that, hearing this song, okay
From our era, us children of the '
80S, all of us that are in our mid-30s
You know, you know, like, like
You mean 30-something
The 30-something bunch
You know, a lot of folks, and we were too old '
Cause we were out of everything, you know
The craze when MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This" came
Out for football teams and high schools and colleges
I mean, everybody couldn't get enough of it
This was ours, this was like our "
U Can't Touch This" for football and stuff
I mean, you know, everybody played, you know
If the band didn't play "Another One Bites
The Dust," you know, I mean, you were nothing
And we had a bass guitar, electric bass, in our high school band
Somewhat ironic, that whole thing, sung by Queen, but
Well, you have to put that out of your mind
If you're gonna get fired, you better get ready to play
They also are the ones who gave us "We Are the
Champions," so they're involved in sports big time
Oh, I know, I know
Which is hard to believe
Do you realize that Queen gave us "Another One Bites the
Dust," "We Will Rock You," and "We Are the Champions"?
And let's not forget "Fat Bottomed Girls"
Well, yeah, but, you talking about D. Ray?
Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Oh, I wanna hear that
Which, uh, you kinda have to wonder, hey, what was their motivation?
But anyway, it's, uh, you know, it was a nice little tune
It is hard to believe that maybe all these
Songs were written for powder puff football
Yeah
You know, I mean, it's not an R figure skating
It's tough to
And I'm surprised, I didn't know that
We are the champions
Ooh, a double axle
Ain't talking about an overbite
I'm gonna go out there tonight on the
Ice and I'm gonna kick a little butt
Can y'all play "We Will Rock You"?
I mean, the, is Porky Pig, I mean, not Porky
Pig, but Bucky Beaver, with that overbite
Let's not speak ill of the dead
Okay, I'm sorry
Freddie Mercury is no longer with us
But it's hard to believe he could sing
That good with a, I mean, not saying
I thought you meant Bucky Beaver had passed
He scared me there for a minute, is Bucky dead?
No, Freddie Mercury, I mean, when they gave a profile
Of him, it was, especially when he was holding a big
Note, and those, I mean, his overbite was substantial
Let me tell you what
I went to school with a guy that looked just like him, by the way
The guy could sing, he could sing
What about, what about "Bohemian Rhapsody"?
Very impressive
Made famous again by the movie "Wayne's World"
Look, I'm comfortable with myself, I enjoyed
The music of the rock group Queen, I did
Oh, yeah
They had some great music
Don't you know when they recorded that and got all
Excited, somebody said, "Hey, we gotta do that live"
He goes, "Hey, how we gonna do that?"
So they just play it through the PA, then kick it
What about when he shaved his mustache, it really brought it out
As my brother would say, he can open up one of them old Coca-
Colas, you know what I mean, through a barbed wire fence
My brother says it better than that, but it's something like that
You ever heard Greg with all his little country tales?
That's what you get for being a lineman, I don't like that
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Leave the room
Go with the hoss, baby, just go on
Tell Dee about it so I can do it through the glass and him wire
Nothing really matters to me
I know
Look out on Dee in there
Galileo
We are the champions, my man
But, uh, anyway
I mean, it's a substantial overbite
I know
God rest his soul
And we're not making fun of anybody's teeth
No, well, look
I mean, I got a good friend that has a killer overbite
Well, look over here at Bubba, look at both of them, I've got
A gap between my teeth, but, I mean, that's a substantial gap
You know it?
Look, we've talked about it before on the show
If I turn sideways, I look like Alfred Hitchcock
I mean, let's face it, I mean, Bubba had some
Tonight's presentation
No offense to the guy that gave you braces, but
He was serious about getting his spread back out
Look, they said I needed a little more room, and now I've got it
Matter of fact, I could lease some of that land
I mean, I've seen jack-o'-lanterns with their teeth closer together
Oh, no, I haven't
Well, y'all call me jackeroo spice
Oh, ain't no jackeroo spice
So we've all got our problems, I mean, come on
Come on
I mean, I mean, what, oh, me
I mean, yesterday I did a whole bit about playing
Kickball clubfooting, you know what I mean?
Speedy appears to be in somewhat trouble
He knows this is Dee's kind of humor, and he
Don't want Dee to mentionI'm done listening
Did you like the rock band Queen when you were growing up?
They did a rap over "Another One Bites the Dust"
They did it, what's his name?
What?
Did they not? No, I'm sorry
Vanilla Ice did it over "Under Pressure," which was a Queen song
Boom boom boom biddy boom boom
That's Queen
Under pressure, yeah
See, I thought all along David Bowie did that
Well, he did, he was special guest on it, but it was a Queen song
Oh really?
Boom boom boom biddy boom boom
See?
I tell you, the musical history today is just incredible
Nothing really matters
Do it again in the mic
Nah, I don't wanna do it again
Do it again in the mic
You don't understand, this is my brother's big time humor
He's a huge, he loves Freddie Mercury humor
Well
Do it again in the mic
Nothing really matters
But uh, you know what, he had an incredible
Voice, so seriously, all kidding aside
Oh yes, that's what I'm saying, it was amazing
I don't think this is Freddie Mercury humor
I think this is overbite humor, to be honest with you
Okay, thank you for clearing that up
I really do
Let's make our email more specific
All you that were not offended by the Freddie Mercury side about it
How about just overbite humor?
Yeah, let's go for that
You know, you was talking about the gaps between my teeth
See, mine don't line up
The other day, I had something hung
Damn, you can't fit a carrot in between there
Well, I mean, you know, floss doesn't do me any good
I have to go get a piece of rope
I can't find it with a piece of floss
You floss with that yellow rope you can buy down at Marvin's
Like that ski rope
In a tight, I'll go get the bar of soap out of the shower
So we've all got our, I mean, if we can't laugh at ourselves, come on
Why, I mean
I know it
