The Dog's on Fire

Hey little girl, don't you get upset

I've got some bad news, better call the vet

Oh no

As the flames go higher

Oh, the dog's on fire

Yeah, we gotta look at the bright side now

We'll save a lot of money on puppy chow

Oh no

I'm not a liar

Oh, the dog's on fire

You know that I always thought he was a good little fellow

Now run to the store, get a bag of marshmallows

(spoken)

'Kay, a lot of you missed that, that's real funny, come on people, get with it. I don't have cue cards tonight. We will take these cameras down, come on, get with it

That dog cost me about 100 dollars

Now all that's left is a 10 cent collar

Oh no

I'm starting to perspire

Oh, the dog's on fire

Oh, the dog's on fire

Oh, Everybody!

All: The dog's on fire!

Oh, it's gonna be a good night. That's sick, you're all sick