Lesson Number One

He said work smarter and not harder, and you'll get more done Advice from a father, lesson number one He said get crazier and not lazier, and you'll have more fun Advice to a father, from a number one son What's wrong with you Is what's wrong with me What's wrong with you Is what's wrong with me The plans were all made with the outcome in mind And it was all laid out This morning at daybreak we would head for the lake And we'd take out the boat With the proper speed, enough gas, and the wind at our backs We'd make it to the spot in time And three times as many lives as we captured and lost For the bells of noon What's wrong with you Is what's wrong with me What's wrong with you Is what's wrong with me What's wrong with me (You're never going to learn) What's wrong with me (You're never going to learn) What's wrong with me (You're never going to learn) What's wrong with me (You're never going to learn) I'm under pressure Need an hour I'm under pressure Need an hour It's better to have a lesson well learned than hard earned And that's lesson number one