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Best Looking Guy
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Rock
Best Looking Guy was released on March 1, 1999 by WM Australia as a part of the album 'Cos Life Hurts
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Release DateMarch 1, 1999
LabelWM Australia
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM160

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Uncanny X-Men
Uncanny X-Men
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Mannix
Mannix
Composer

Lyrics

I work all day in this factory
I look at the girls and they all look at me
Every second of the day I get kissed
It makes me mad so I go and get drunk
I'm the best looking guy in the factory
So everybody keeps telling me
The girls are all doves
The men are all wogs
So it just doesn't matter to me
No it just doesn't matter to me
It's hard to be modest
When you know you're the best
And hey
If you'd like to take my place
You in particular would need a much better face
When I get home I turn on my TV
Oh, spot me name, it's all about me
I'm the best looking guy in the factory
So everybody keeps telling me
The girls are all jerks
The men are all Turks
So it just doesn't matter to me
No it just doesn't matter to me
I look like fair dinkum foreman material
In these new stripes of mine
Not to mention my lurex reds grundies
I work all night in this factory
And everyone else
They look like a bunch of poofters
Compared to me, that is
Who needs to read dirty books
I get the stuff on the strength of my looks
I'm the best looking guy in the factory
So everybody keeps telling me
The girls are all doves
The men are all wogs
So it just doesn't matter to me
Enjoying my performance? Well, don't
Sing!
He's the best looking guy
In the factory
Comprade me
We all agree
We're telling me
The girls are all doves
The men are all
Uh, you Australians, guys?
Hey, you, with the snot rag on your head
Get singing
And it just doesn't matter to
Hey guys, one more take and it'll be even better
I got a sequin up me cacko half way through
Written by: Mannix, Ron Thiessen
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