Get up out of bed

Saturday morning ain't no time for cartoons

This ain't your lucky day, Papa Smurf

(We got work to do!)

Make sure you're on time for the scrimmage

(At the YMCA)

Playin' St. Mary Catherine's School for the Privileged

(There's a scrimmage today)

Don't forget all you learned

You memorize that playbook

Keep your eyes on the ball

There's a scrimmage today

There's a scrimmage today

There's a scrimmage today

It ain't easy coachin' these kids

No no no, no no no, no no no, no no

It ain't easy coachin' these kids

No no no, no no no, no no no, no no

I gotta teach the fat kid how to do a hook shot

(Oh yeah!)

I gotta get the shy kid to kiss a girl

(Ooh, ooh, ooh!)

It's gonna be another long summer

So pass me a cold one!

I gotta teach the hot shot how to share the ball

(Yeah yeah yeah yeah!)

I gotta get the goth kid not to kill himself

(Ooh ooh)

It's gonna be another long summer

So pass me a cold one!

It ain't easy coachin' these kids

No no no, no no no, no no no, no no

It ain't easy coachin' these kids

No no no, no no no, no no no, no no

(Hallelujah!) (Hallelujah!) (Hallelujah!) (Hallelujah!) (Hallelujah!) (Hallelujah!) (Hallelujah!) (Hallelujah!)

(Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost!)

(Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost!)

(Defense!) (Defense!)

(Defense!)

There's a scrimmage today!