Troglodyte (Cave Man)

Yeah, I know what you're talkin' about

There was a time when man did live in caves as we all know

These people were known as cave men, neanderthal men or troglodytes

What we're gonna do right here is go back. Way back, back into time

When the only people that existed were troglodytes, cave men

Cave women, Neanderthal, troglodytes. Let's take the average

Cave man at home, listening to his stereo. Sometimes he'd get up

Try to do his thing. He'd begin to move, something like this:

"Dance, dance". When he got tired of dancing alone, he'd look

In the mirror he'd say "Gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman, gotta find a

Woman, gotta find a woman". He'd go down to the lake, where all the

Woman would be swimming or washing clothes or something. He'd look

Around and just reach in and grab one, "Come here, come here". He'd grab her by the hair. You can't do that today, fellas 'cause

It might come off. You'd have a piece of hair in your hand

She'd be swimming away from you ha ha. This one woman just laid there

Wet, and frightened. He said: "Move, move". She got up. She was a

Big woman. BIG woman. Her name was Bertha, Bertha Butt. She one

Of the Butt sisters. He didn't care, he looked up he said:

"Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me

Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me!". She looked down on him

She was ready to crush him, but she began to like him. She said

"I'll sock it to ya, Daddy". He said: "Wha?". She said

"I'll sock it to ya, Daddy". You know what he said? He started it all way

Back then. I ain't gonna lie to you. When she said

"I'll sock it to ya, Daddy" he said "Right on! Right on! Hotpants!

Hotpants! Ugh, ugh, ugh"