Ghetto Fab

Hold up, wait a minute

This one right here goes out to all you ladies

Nah, not all you ladies

This goes out to some of y'all ladies

I'm talkin' about the hoochies

Oh, don't be lookin' at me like I'm crazy

"I ain't no hoochie"

Girl, let me tell you

Ladies, if you are a size fourteen

But all your dresses are a size nine

You are a hoochie

Yes, girl, a hoochie

Oh, wait a minute now

Ladies, if you grew twelve inches of hair

In ten hours

You a hoochie

You need to admit it

You a hoochie

Ladies

Nah, hold up

I got one

If you wearin' more than one hairstyle at a time

You know what I'm talkin' about

You got finger waves in the front, crimps on the right

French rolls and spiral curls in the back

You a hoochie

You a hoochie

And you need to be made over

Yeah, I said it

It ain't right, it ain't right

Ladies, if your fingernails are so long

People wonder how you wipe your ass

You a hoochie

Admit it

It ain't right

Alright, alright, alright

I won't call it hoochie

What can I call it?

Oh yeah, ghetto fabulous