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Putney Swipe
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Rock
Putney Swipe was released on May 23, 2000 by Phatinum as a part of the album K-Minus Initiative
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Release DateMay 23, 2000
LabelPhatinum
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM75

Credits

Lyrics

Step the fuck back, 'cause I'm Jason Paul hands
And I step up to the mic with a list of my demands
I want a plane to Brazil, and a billion box cash
Keys to your home, and some ointment for my rash
'Cause I'm angry and gangly, and I talk kind of strangely
And I still smell bad, even though they tried to change me
I spent all my money on a giant orange Julius
A 175 dollars, what is that crack in there? Yeah
Get your thumbs out of your ass
Fuck, are you Prozac?
With the ink pen, I think then, set out to be the kingpin
Never was a caddy, can't be bothered with the links, man, you be drinkin'
Chief, if you wanna bring beef,'cause with C-64 we box out like Adam Keith
Or Omar Sharif, like in the Lawrence of Arabia
I'm quiet like a thief with this sneaky ass behavior
Save your letters to the editor like Andy Pettitte
You're on the mound, check the sound as I hunt for a competitor
Fuck, yeah, so how'd the microphone sound?
Drinkin' steamed milk when I need to get unwound
And then I take a shower, it can take about an hour
Unless the lights go out, 'cause I forgot to pay the power
Can't wash my lour, if you don't got the juice
Can't eat sausages, can't get loose
I'm five feet nine of Dow Jones Fury
I talk more French than Marie Curie
Who's Marie?
Well, he's my uncle
Fuck your uncle (fuck you, Prozac)
He's not an uncle Murray, like the sound and the fury
With Caddy smelling trees, and Jason on his knees
Sucking off Prozac
The How
When are things gonna happen, man?
Your whole cart has been peaked
When are things gonna start to change?
Where is the revolution you are talking about?
There ain't nothing happening, there is no revolution
The way you're running this joint, man
Now when is something gonna happen?
When are you gonna do it?
When and how?
What day? Give me a time, man
Got a hammock at work if I need a siesta
When I'm eating borscht, then I'm reading, it's Vestia, I'll test ya
So bring your number two lead
I was chewing my own steak when you was being spoon-fed
'Cause I got a mark that paper like I was gym neighbors
Still, I don't get paid a living wage for my labor
So it's off to trader Joe's end, the discount later hoes in
I open up my mouth, and the giant painter goes in
Yeah, Giant Tito
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