Queen Of My Double Wide Trailer

Well, I met her out at Murphy's restaurant She said she was fresh from the farm And I remember thinkin' for a country girl That she went pretty well armed We sat there talkin' by the lobster tank I ordered her a slow gin fizz And when them chicken fried steaks arrived She said, "I like living like this" So I made her the queen of my double wide trailer With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck Times she's run off and I've got to trail her Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck Well, a few nights later I run into her With some stranger on a park bench She said, "He rebuilds engines and his name is Earl He's the Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench" I whispered, honey, let's just go on home And have some onion rings and watch TV And as I walked her to the truck Earl was cryin', "Don't you leave me" I told him Told him this is the queen of my double wide trailer With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck Sometimes she runs and I've got to trail her Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck I told him, this is the queen of my double wide trailer With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck Sometimes she runs and I've got to trail her Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck Yeah, I met her out at Murphy's restaurant She said she was fresh from the farm And I remember thinkin' for a country girl That she went pretty well armed We sat there talkin' by the lobster tank I ordered her a slow gin fizz And when them chicken fried steaks arrived She said, "I like living like this" So I made her the queen of my double wide trailer With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck Sometimes she runs and I've got to trail her Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck She's the queen She's the queen