Drink Me

Yeah Hooooo Give me a dragon I can slay Just say the word and I'll obey Show me a damsel in distress and I'll save her If there's a mission I'm your man Throw in the lady if you can No I'm not Lancelot I'll be braver (I'm sure to) save the day It'll look good on my resume I don't care about the take home pay I just wanna be, I wanna be your One knight who'll fight And be a Wonderland guy One knight in sight Who has been board certified You'll never find another one like me, And even if you ever do, Show me one knight who will be half as true (Now listen here) No matter where you wanna go, I'll take you there because you know The rules of chivalry aren't quite dead yet So you just stick around with me I promise you you're gonna see A happy ending riding into the sunset When there is a real close call (??) (Check me out) And a knight like me cuz after all, I just wanna be I wanna be your one knight Stage right Who never misses his cue (Y'know I'm never gonna miss my cue) Gimme one knight who'll smite whatever comes after you A knight who when you ask will always say "Your every wish is my command" I'm the one knight for Alice in Wonderland Please just give me half a chance I'm an outsource knight so I work freelance I don't even need a real big advance just a kiss will do (Or two or three) If I can be your One knight Alright Technically two credits shy Still the one knight bright white, But still a regular guy A knight who when you ask will always say "Your every wish is my command" I'm the one knight for this endeavor One knight now and forever One knight for Alice in Wonderland Alice in Wonderland