Nice Guys

Nice guys finish last

That's why I'll treat you like trash

It's not what I really wanna do

But you only date bad guys

So I'll give it my best try to

Treat you the way you want me to

I'll never open a door or pull out a chair

You can tell me how your day was, but I don't really care

And if you ever get cold, you'll just have to hack it

'Cause I'd be cold, too, if I gave you my jacket

Like whoa, you ain't sitting up front

Front is for the homies, you can sit in the trunk

I'll never answer my phone whenever you call it

And when the waiter brings the bill, I'll never reach for my wallet

Nice guys finish last

That's why I'll treat you like trash

It's not what I really want to do

But you only date bad guys

So I'll give it my best try to

Treat you the way you want me to

And I'ma beat you in every competition

Going out with the girls, you better get my permission

Wait, no, I take that back, you can't go

House is on tonight and that's my favorite show

(Do I look fat in this dress?) Hell, yeah, you do

Wait, let me speak your language, cows go moo

Nice guys finish last

That's why I'll treat you like trash

It's not what I really want to do

Oh, you only date bad guys

So I'll give it my best try to

Treat you the way you want me to

But behind the scenes, she means the world to me

I wanna tell her that she's beautiful

And show her that she's loved

Hold her hand when she's scared

Tell her how much I care

But that won't win her heart, because

Nice guys finish last

That's why I'll treat you like trash

It's not what I really want to do

Oh, but you only date bad guys

So I'll give it my best try to

Treat you the way you want me to, ho