Literal Assassin's Creed Revelations Trailer

Fade in to the left hand Of a sleepy man how did He fall asleep Here Help up the sleepy hooded Man thats what beds Are for drag him cross the Stone floor Front shot then A shot from the Ceiling he could Get carpet burn Slow fade Cut to white.on the boat Looking ahead Holding on a rope I am nausous now im Alone walking away Im afraid of heights Oh s*** how'd i get Up here... if i fall I would be dead made it down alright I feel great argh goh come on Whoever shot that Arrow 's gonna pay Enter bald guy with a cape Break the arrow off you Can take a bald guy . then You see a bald guy joined by Some other guys Run up in slow motion Kick a guy in the head stab His friend spin around Roll of punch a face Start off in slow motion First use a speed hack Grab a sword use it to deflect Stab him in the back Get down just in time And slap him in the Face friendly fires on Aperently Why unsheath your blade Make them use their own COME ON LET ME GET MY WHEPS IN SLOW MO I am the first X-man that joke's Ahead of our time But you'er still gonna die Who the hell is that guy the Second X-Man Dont watch him walk away Or you'll lose a hidden blade And get surrrounde ooh white Enter bald guy with a cape Ezio plans his ecscape Boss waits patiencely Ezio shakes free All the roayal guards peed themselfs Boss call 'em off with his right hand Slow dramatic zoom pan doesn't Faze the hooded man Cape clap bald guy senteses Ezio to Die then he sees Altiar from the first game He used to jump of those anyway Under each of those there's a bail Of hay after You sycronize .leap of faith Nod at the bird and people die Every where people die