My Little Honda 50

My little Honda Fifty, she's rapid and she's nifty She'll get you away from the guards any day She can do a hundred and fifty, on a windy day My little Honda Fifty, hit the nitro and she'll shift me She'll get me away from the squad car any day Well I bought her in the buy and sell in 1992 A travellin' man in a caravan said this is the bike for you He was looking for a hundred pounds, well I gave him ninety two Well I took her for a spin on the Kinegad Road and by god she fuckin' flew. My little Honda Fifty, she's rapid and she's nifty She'll get you away from the guards any day Oh my little Honda Fifty, she's rapid and she's nifty She'll do a hundred and fifty on a windy day Well I drove her into Newbridge, I was lookin' for a couple of parts Like alloy wheels and a sat-nav and a new push button start Then I headed down to Robertstown going for a beer Going down the hill she hit the ton in second gear I was riding through the Curragh going nive and slow When I saw the guards behind be, Sergeant Kelly don't you know I said oh fuck just my luck and I hit the nitro hard By the time the squad hit Buckets Bridge, I had her up in Brady's yard.