My Flea Has Dogs

My flea has dogs He don't know it's wrong Oh, my flea has dogs My flea has dogs He don't know it's wrong Oh, my flea has dogs Collies, Terriers, Pugs, and Poodles The leashes get mixed up like noodles He must have about 99 Afghan long hairs and little Cocker Spaniels All of them are named Daisy or Daniel And all of them are his, and none are mine They yip and yap and howl at the moon They bark at midnight, bark at noon When they go parading at the mall Chihuahuas, Chow, Wales, Canadian Pointers All crowd around an obscure their owner Sometimes you can't see that flea at all My flea has dogs He don't know it's wrong Oh, my flea has dogs My flea has dogs He don't know it's wrong Oh, my flea has dogs Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow Dotson, Doberman, and Dalmatian 20 at a time at high rotation Imagine all the food that they must eat Italian Greyhounds and Irish Setters Out in the sunshine or in the wetter weather They all come running when they hear my flea A flea with dogs, now that's ridiculous Even if you were very meticulous You couldn't find another bug with mutts Sharpei, Shih Tzu, Shiba Inu Whippet, Weimaraner two by two How did this little flea get all these pups? My flea has dogs He don't know it's wrong Oh, my flea has dogs My flea has dogs He don't know it's wrong Oh, my flea has Oh, my flea has Oh, my flea has dogs, my flea has dogs My little flea has dogs Little flea, little dogs, little flea, little dogs