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Someone

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Comedy

Someone was released on October 18, 2011 by Next Round Entertainment as a part of the album Let's Get Physical

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AlbumLet's Get Physical

Release DateOctober 18, 2011

LabelNext Round Entertainment

LanguageEnglish

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I don't know, man. I think I was living with a chick. That was fun

It was exciting. Just like the brochure says, "just awesome."

I have to say it like this in case she's watching. She's always

Fucking watching. When we were living together we started arguing

Differently. We started arguing in fourth person. You ever do

That? You ever argue in fourth person? Like there's a mystery

Man that lives in your place all of a sudden. I woke up one morning

I was like, "You know, I was gonna have some cereal this morning

But uh, someone drank all the milk. Well, someone said they're

Gonna go to the store and get some more milk. Well, someone

Didn't leave any money on the counter. Well, someone knows I'm

Good for the money. Well, someone's gonna get hit in the mouth."

You say "someone" 'cause you love that person. You wanna put the

Blame on them, right? It's like, "Oh, someone did this." 'Cause what

You wanna say, what you wanna say is, "Bitch, you can't leave these

Chips open like this. You gotta roll the chip bag up. These are

Four dollar chips, you can't leave 'em open like that. You gotta

Roll 'em up. You gotta roll the chip bag up." But you can't say that

'Cause then you'll be on the couch like, "Can someone bring me a

Blanket? Bullshit! Well, someone said some things earlier they

Shouldn't have said. Someone's really

Sorry. Can you talk to me, please?"

Adorable story, we, uh, we were at the mall one night, and I'm

Looking at these black T-shirts. She thinks I wear too much black

So we're across the store, she yells

Out, "Stay away from the blacks!"

And there was a brother there, and I'm like, "She doesn't mean you

She's talking about the shirts." And he was like, "It's cool

Don't worry about it." And then he robbed me. And she was like

"I told you so! Someone never listens to me. This is bullshit."

Written by: Asha Puthli, Chris E. Martin, Christopher Wallace, Deric Michael Angelettie, Harve Pierre, Jeffery Leon Walker Jr., Jeremy A. Graham, Kelly Price, Khary Kimani Turner, Mason Betha, Sean J. Combs, Todd Anthony Shaw, William Darden

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