Mister nice guy, yeah, last to be thought about

First one she's turning down, guess I'm the odd man out

Mister nice guy, tired of coming in last

Maybe I'll be better off just chasing the—aye, aye, aye

Mister nice guy, yeah, last to be thought about

First one she's turning down, guess I'm the odd man out

Mister nice guy, tired of coming in last

Maybe I'll be better off just chasing the—aye, aye, aye

Well, I took this chick that was lovely out for lobster and bubbly, I thought I was all in

I thought this girl was thinkin' of me, but when we out for dinner, she brought all of her friends

Wow, now everyone's playin' dumb, like, when the bill comes, they be all like, "Um"

I'm out here lookin' for a real deal, but these chicks right here lookin' for a free meal

Mister nice guy, yeah, last to be thought about

First one she's turning down, guess I'm the odd man out

Mister nice guy, tired of coming in last

Maybe I'll be better off just chasing the—aye, aye, aye

Mister nice guy, yeah, last to be thought about

First one she's turning down, guess I'm the odd man out

Mister nice guy, tired of coming in last

Maybe I'll be better off just chasing the—aye, aye, aye

Ha, ha, ha, I really want you to be wifey, I can be Bill Cosby, you, Phylicia Rashad

Yeah, but she prefer Ike and Tina, I mean, last dude I seen you with? Come on, he's a dog

Man, am I just too old fashioned? I'm talkin' bout passion, love everlasting

I'm askin', if I was a jerk, would I be rewarded?

Because it seems the nice guy just seems so brokenhearted

Mister nice guy, yeah, last to be thought about

First one she's turning down, guess I'm the odd man out

Mister nice guy, tired of coming in last

Maybe I'll be better off just chasing the—aye, aye, aye

Mister nice guy, yeah, last to be thought about

First one she's turning down, guess I'm the odd man out

Mister nice guy, tired of coming in last

Maybe I'll be better off just chasing the—aye, aye, aye

Maybe I shouldn't listen

Maybe not pay attention

Not look her in the eye when she's speaking her mind?

Not remember my temper

Or never compliment her

Or never call her back

And be late all the time

Nah, I need to just keep on lookin'

A nice girl is hard to find, yeah

But when I find her love, I sure will give her mine, but till then

Mister nice guy, yeah, last to be thought about

First one she's turning down