The Wichita Train Whistle Sings

How in the world can a boy meet a girl That's as good a girl as his best friend's girl And how in this life can a man take a wife That's as good a wife as his best friend's wife You consider all my questions And you offer some suggestions Well maybe my best chance is just to wait and see There's a girl I tried to look-up And she said we cannot hook-up With all the energy it took up Can't someone please tell me How in the world can a boy meet a girl That's as good a girl as his best friend's girl And how in this life can a man take a wife That's as good a wife as his best friend's wife So I had a little respite And I became quite desperate Listening to Mike Nesmith The Wichita Train Whistle Sings Everybody's walking somewhere And everybody's stalking someone And everybody's talking But no one says a thing About How in the world a boy can meet a girl That's as good a girl as his best friend's girl And how in this life can a man take a wife That's as good a wife as his best friend's wife We don't know We don't know We don't know How in the world a boy can meet a girl That's as good a girl as his best friend's girl And how in this life can a man take a wife That's as good a wife as his best friend's wife Everybody's talking But no one says a thing The Wichita Train Whistle Sings