Rocky Raccoon (Feat. Nicholas Mrozinski)

Now somewhere in black mountain hills of Dakota There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon One day his woman ran off with another guy Hit young Rocky in the eye, Rocky didn't like that He said, "I'm gonna get that boy" So one day walked into town, booked himself a room in the local saloon And Rocky Raccoon checked into his room Only to find Gideon's bible And Rocky had come, equipped with a gun To shoot off the legs of his rival His rival, it seems, had broken his dreams By stealing the girl of his fancy Her name was Magill, and she called herself Lil But everyone knew her as Nancy Well, now she and her man, who called himself Dan Were in the next room at the hoe down And Rocky burst in, and grinning a grin He said, "Danny boy, this is a showdown" But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot And Rocky collapsed in the corner Now the doctor come in, stinking of gin And proceeded to lie on the table He said, "Rocky, you met your match" And Rocky said, "Doc, it's only a scratch And I'll be better, I'll be better, Doc, as soon as I am able" And now Rocky Raccoon, he fell back in his room Only to find Gideon's bible And Gideon checked out, and he left it, no doubt To help with good Rocky's revival, yeah