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Imagine
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Imagine was released on December 13, 2011 by Next Round Entertainment as a part of the album Hitting the Wall
ReleasedDecember 13, 2011
LabelNext Round Entertainment
LanguageEnglish
BPM148
Melodicness
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Valence
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I'm traveling around, I like to see everyone laughs at everyone else's
Natural disasters. It's like, everyone makes fun of— It's weird, it's
Like, oh, we make fun of tornadoes in California, you guys make fun
Of earthquakes. I don't care what you feel about natural disasters
You gotta look at it positively. I look at it this way. Sometimes I
Need all my shit laid out on the ground. What you call a natural
Disaster, I call it God's intervention for a hoarder. That's what I
Call it. He just tackled every hoarder in a single spot. I mentioned
God, that's weird. I'm not religious at all. I'm not. I'm not
I tried, but they always lose me a few rules in. Every religion has
So much damn filler. Can they just cut to the "Don't kill, don't
Steal" and leave that shit there? Why do they gotta snake all this?
"Don't kill." "I agree." "Don't steal." "Right there with you." "
Don't masturbate." "Whoa, stop, go back. What? What? What happened
Here? What happened here? What?" You can't argue with him, though
He's read the Bible. He knows you haven't. He could be making shit
Up. "Thou shalt not spill seed." "Is that in there?" I don't care
If it's in there or not, I can prove to you right now if there is
A God, he doesn't give a shit if men spill seed. Fellas, think
About it. How come we never run out? Wouldn't that be what God
Would want or would have done? Can you imagine that, fellas? You
Had to keep your eye on the tank? You had a finite supply, and once
It was done, it was done. And one day, probably a day when you
Actually needed it, it wouldn't be there. You're trying to have kids
Later on in life, and one day after sex, instead of an orgasm, all
You hear is "Pow!" Big-ass puff of white smoke comes out of you
And your wife would not be understanding. "Oh, looks like we're
Adopting, 'cause you couldn't leave
It alone in tenth grade. Nice work."
I only had five or six fucking jokes, but that seems to be your
Favorite. It's the weekend. We're going home and shutting the door
And locking it. It's like having roommates. If only kids were at a
Signal. Keep that away. Nah, I'm not picking on religion, it comes
From my jealousy. 'Cause like I said, I'm a jealous guy. I'm jealous
Of preachers. They fill arenas. Any run-of-the-mill Southern Baptist
I love all you people, but how many of you are there? Like 150, 200?
Any run-of-the-mill Southern Baptist preacher has 3,000 people
Watching him. I look at that as a comedian, I'm like, "Why? He
Doesn't have any new material." When you look at it like a
Performance, that's true, isn't it? Isn't a preacher nothing more
Than a cover band for God? That's all he's doing. Somebody else's
Greatest hits through his own interpretation. That's what that shit
Is. It's called a cover band, folks. Sorry to— Call me when you write
Bible 2 and then you're an artist. And if he doesn't scare you, his
Congregation will. They don't even pan to the audience anymore if you
Watch religious programming. 'Cause they went to too many scary
People. Redneck in suspenders, he's "Ah!" Not even that moment in the
Service, he's just like that the whole time. Cut to his mic, "I want
Eternal life!" Really? You want to be you forever? If anybody'd be a
Hindu and work their way up the caste system, it's
That dude. See, Hindus come back until they get it
Right. I shouldn't have to explain that, Indy. Next
Time you call customer service, ask about their culture
Written by: John Winston Lennon

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