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She's thirty nine, but she still looks young

Not very young, but a lot of fun

She's my thirty nine lady in the sun

Forty nine, and I'm feelin' fine

In the sun that's a lot of fun

Drinkin' Mai Tai's,  kickin' back with my flip flops on

I'm wearin' socks and my toe is tight

I think about her every damn night

Thirty nine year old lady, she looks pretty good to me

I'm forty nine, drinkin' white wine

Not goin' out with no nineteen year old chickadees no more

From now on, I got my thirty nine year old whore, oh

Don't you call her a whore

I'll fucking tear your esophagus out

She's sweet and she's getting old

And she's mine to have and to hold

She needs a dentist appointment quick

I pay for it, and she suck-a my dick

When we text each other

I fiddle with my anus

Ah, I stick my finger in it

Then I fuckin' didariddly doo

And I fuckin' gots to spew

Upon my belly, dripped upon my shoe

Get me a tissue

Chardonnay in the setting sun

She's thirty nine, but she's number one

Get the apartment just right

She's comin' over tonight

I like it 'cause I don't feel scared

She's thirty nine, I'm in my underwear

Here she comes, comin' down the hallway

She's knocking on my door

I open the door

There she is, not too bad, good enough

Thirty nine year old lady, good enough for me

Boobies droopin' but she's good enough for me

Trimmed her pussy hairs, good enough for me

Mature woman, she's my lady

Ah, ha, ah, ha, ooh, yeah

She ain't gonna be fuckin' around with no other guys

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, she's mine

She's my special lady

Special lady

We can see a fuckin' movie

And agree it's a total piece of shit

Comfortable shoes, never lose

We can fuckin' talk about some things

She don't need no diamond ring

She don't need no diamond rings