Ooh have you met the inventor of it?
Ooh have you met the inventor of it?
Have you met her?
She's Mary the inventor
She's right out of her mind
Hey! Where do you think you're going?
There's no way out of here, I've looked around, I've checked it twice
Does she think she invented love?
(Bang) In an alchemy explosion
Ooh have you met the inventor of it?
(Of my love, of my love)
Ooh have you met the inventor of it?
(Of my love, of my love)
If you cross her, cross Mary the Inventor
She'll raise her hands to the sky
(On fire)
Like a super human blow torch
There's always that idea she may be mach or out of touch
Well she's way ahead of her time
Or maybe she just loves you?
Ooh have you met the inventor of it?
(Of my love, of my love)
Ooh have you met the inventor of it?
(Of my love, of my love)
This kind of love could only bring me to my knees
Been there before, I know this well
I've learned to fix it once it's broken, I believe
There's much need to invent it
Unless you've learned to live without it
They call her Mary!
(Ooh have you met the inventor of it?)
There's much need to invent it
Unless you've learned to live without it
(Of my love, of my love)
Call her Mary!
(Ooh have you met the inventor of it?)
Of my love, of my love
