Lullaby (The Divorce Song)

Hush, little girl, sweet baby, don't cry, tonight Daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby, tonight Why can't it all be like it was before? How can I explain why mommy's not here anymore? 'Cause, daddy likes porno and 10 dollar whores Daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus I think that's why your mommy left us Mommy left us Hush, little girl, there is no reason to fret, tonight Don't mind the smoke, daddy just wants to forget tonight Soon, it will all be like it was before Any minute, she will walk through that front door But daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer Then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear Daddy has sores on his naughty parts, oozing with pus I think, that's why your mommy left us Please don't cry I swear, I'll try To be here by your side Right after daddy gets home from the bar Visits his bookie and steals a new car He'll drive to the strip club and if daddy plays his cards right He'll bring home your new mommy tonight Lai-di-dai, lai-di-dai-dai, di-dai-dai, di-dai Lai-di-dai, lai-di-dai-dai, di-dai-dai, di-dai Di-dai-di, da-di-dai, di-dai-dai-di