Baptize Me

Well, then, would you like to baptize me?

Pbbbt, sure, yea, that'd be great

Okay, let's do it

What you mean...now?

Why not?

Well, to be honest, I've never done it before

That's okay, neither have I

Yes, that's true

Do you know...how to baptize someone into the church?

Sure, that's something that we study over and over again at Mission Control Center

Then please, Elder Cunningham, I want to be baptized. I swear to dedicate my life to the church

Huh, okay, I just need a second to get ready

Okay, I will get ready, too

I'm about to do it for the first time

And I'm gonna do it with a girl!

A special girl

Who makes my heart kind of flutter

Makes my eyes kind of blur

I can't believe I'm about

To baptize her

He will baptize me

He will hold me in his arms

And he will baptize me

Right in front of everyone

And it will set me free

When he looks into my eyes

And he sees just how much

I love being baptized

I'm gonna baptize her

Baptize me!

Bathe her in God's glory!

And I will baptize her

I'm ready

With everything I got

And I'll make her beg for more

Oooh

As I wash her free of sin

And it'll be so good

She'll want me to

Baptize her/me again

Excuse me, I'm gonna need another minute!

Never known a boy so gentle

One like him is hard to find

A special kind

Who makes my heart kind of flutter

Like a moth in a cocoon

I hope he gets to baptizing me soon!

I'm gonna baptize you

I'm through with all my stalling

You're gonna baptize me

I'm ready to let you do it

And it will set us free

It's time to be immersed

And I'm so happy you're

About to be my first

Okay, you ready?

I am ready. So... how do we do it?

Well, I hold you like this -

- Yeah?

And I lower you down -

- Yeah?

And then I -

(Splash)

I just baptized her!

She got doused by Heavenly Father!

I just baptized her good!

You baptized me!

I performed like a champ!

I'm wet with salvation!

We just went all the way!

Praise be to God

I'll never forget this day

I baptized you!

You baptized me!

I gotcha good!

Baptize me!

You want it more, baby?

Baptize me!

(spoken)

I'll text you later