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Touch My Junk
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Pop
Touch My Junk was released on August 27, 2012 by Courgette Records as a part of the album Can't Take a Hint (Deluxe Edition)
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Release DateAugust 27, 2012
LabelCourgette Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Harry Shearer
Harry Shearer
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Harry Shearer
Harry Shearer
Songwriter

Lyrics

Well I'm the straightest dude
You'll find this side of NASCAR
I only kissed a man when I was drunk
But if I have to fly to Vegas or Madagascar
Well
Come on baby, you can touch my junk
Mmm, come on baby, you can touch my junk
My clothes don't draw the least bit of attention
No baseball score cards are all that fill my trunk
But if you have to feel me up to earn your pension
I say
Come on darlin', you can touch my junk
Oh yes sir, darlin', you can touch my junk
You wanna do some fishin'
That's just what I've been wishin'
Got a fishin' hole that's achin' for a friend
Let my eyes do the talkin'
While your fingers do the walkin'
And we might meet again right around the bend
My wife and kids will tell you I'm no swinger
More into classic rock than bounce or crunk
But the disco ball's here if you make me linger
Come on girls, step up and touch my junk
Oh, come on girls, take a chance and touch my junk
That protest bit is just a pile of bunk
In that uniform you're eighteen kinds of hunk
So what you're craving is an enhanced spelunk
Haha
Oh, come on baby, just touch my junk
Mhm, oh, come on baby, just touch my junk
Come on, come on, come on and touch my junk
Written by: Harry Shearer
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