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Ninjas
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Comedy
Ninjas was released on August 9, 2012 by Sounds Like Good as a part of the album The Midnight Beast
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Release DateAugust 9, 2012
LabelSounds Like Good
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM151

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
The Midnight Beast
The Midnight Beast
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Stefan Abingdon
Stefan Abingdon
Songwriter
Andrew Wakely
Andrew Wakely
Songwriter

Lyrics

I'm a ninja, of the dance floor
I got a cravin' for whatever's yours
I'm a fuckin' ninja, of the dance floor
I do the things that you can't ignore
Are you a ninja?
Do you drink Special Brew?
'Cause you can't afford a bottle of the champagne, too?
Get out the kitchen, if you can't take the heat (I never eat)
'Cause I haven't had a good night 'til I'm sick in the street (Bleurgh)
Oh, bro, that really smells
What have you been drinking, man?
Super Strongbow, motherfucker, do you want a can?
I don't pay by card (And)
I don't pay by cheque (Man)
I'll give you so much change, you can't even hold it in your hand (Aye, aye!)
I'm an assassin of the dance floor, right?
I silently assassinate every drink in sight
I got eyes like a hawk, a serial drink thief
I'm like Robin Hood
Apart from that, I'm robbin' for me
From the rich, 'cause I'm poor
A celebrity whore
I'm the type of boy you told your daughters to watch out for
And my hands are like samurai swords, but they're not metal
So nothin' like swords, they're just hands
What the fuck you sayin', man?
Oh, I—, I don't know
But I'm still a ninja, of the dance floor
My hands look nothin' like samurai swords
But I'm a fuckin' ninja, of the dance floor
So get ready for what I got in store
I went to Cheapskates to be a cheapskate
I went to Punk to get a little crunk
I went to Mahiki, thought I could be cheeky
They wouldn't let me in (Nah)
'Til I showed my katana (Nah)
Is that my drink? (I ain't got no drink)
I swear, that's my drink (It was just any drink)
Well, my drink's been drunk (Oh well!)
That shit got stung (Oh well!)
Oh well, welly, welly
Let's take a ride like Nelly
We could move like jelly
We're invisible, we're up all night
I've got special powers (Special)
I can stay up for seven whole hours
I can see when it's foggy, foggy
Like Snoop Doggy Doggy
I'm a ninja, dickface, got a tattoo to prove it
Don't ever let me see you waste your drink, 'cause I'll lose it
Give you five whole seconds to finish it up
'Til I come around the corner, take a shit in your cup
I'm a ninja, of the dance floor
I'll take a shit in everything that's yours
I'm a fuckin' ninja, of the dance floor
I drink more than a liquor store
Are you a ninja? (What?)
Of the dance floor? (What?)
Wait, wait, hold on
Did you say something?
Yeah, I was just doin' a little hype-up bit, like "What?"
What, like Eminem?
Yeah
Baby, I'm a ninja, in a western world
Now, let's hear it from my ninja girl
Baby boo (Woo), all of my friends are ninjas too (Uh-huh)
Just like you (Yeah!), ooh (Sing it, girl! Woo!)
Woo-ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh (Oh, oh shit)
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I'm a fuckin' ninja
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I-I'm a fuckin' ninja
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I'm a fuckin' ninja
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Ninj-ninja-ja-ja
I'm a fuckin' ninja, of the dance floor
Written by: Andrew Wakely, Stefan Abingdon
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