It Takes All Kinds

As we were speaking of the devil

You walked right in

Wearing hubris like a medal

You revel in

But it's me at whom you'll level

Your javelin

Wasn't that just our dear friend Ron? (Dear friend Ron)

Throwing your weight around the sun (around the sun)

Happier now that you've become (you've become)

What you hated

What you hated

I'm surprised I even thought I had half a chance

I was just one in a million of also-rans

Who was sure to be your victim of circumstance

Once you were just our dear friend Ron (dear friend Ron)

Selling the soul you swore upon (swore upon)

Spreading the word that you've become (you've become)

What you hated

What you hated

If I don't understand

Well, I guess it takes all kinds

I would like to keep this vision of you intact

When we'd hang around and listen to Bacharach

And you loved the world you lived in

And it loved you back

Once you were just our dear friend Ron (dear friend Ron)

Now you look out for number one (number one)

Who would've guessed that you'd become (you'd become)

What you hated?

I guess it takes all kinds