Music Video
Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Stephen Lynch
Vocals
Charlie King
Mandolin
Courtney Jaye
Vocals
David Josefsberg
Vocals
Ivan "Funkboy" Bodley
Bass
Peter Sachon
Cello
Rich Campbell
Piano
Rod Cone
Vocals
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Stephen Lynch
Producer
Dean Sharenow
Producer
Felix Toro
Recording Technician
Jon Lurie
Recording Technician
Scott Hull
Mastering Engineer
Steven Remote
Engineer
Lyrics
Vegan living, so healthy and clean
So much brown rice, so many mung beans
And no meat, not one bite of meat
Juicy meat, succulent meat
Instead, I get gluten and seaweed stew
Rice milk and lentils and fucking tofu
I respect every creature from horse, fly to cow
I'd blow a goat for some bacon right now
Yeah, I'd blow a goat for some bacon right now
You eat your southern fried chicken, and I'll just have fruit
How's that T-bone?
No really, it's cool
I'll just chew on this turnip root
With a couple chickpeas
Kill me, please
I'm tired of hummus
And bulgur wheat
Tofurkey to fuck yourself
I want some meat
I respect every creature, the birds and the bees
Well, I'd eat the shit out some whopper with cheese
Believe me, I'd fuck up that whopper with cheese
Whoa-oh, alfalfa sprouts and a red bean
A handful of trail mix, mm, what a treat
How about some soy yogurt served in a bowl?
I'd rather eat a hobo's asshole
Yeah, I'd rather eat a hobo's asshole
Writer(s): Stephen Lynch
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