Mistress for Christmas

Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the day I just can't wait 'til Christmastime When I can grope you in the hay Easy come, easy go Have a good time with lots of dough Slippin' up high, slippin' down low Love 'em and leave 'em, on with the show Yeah Alright Listen, I like female form in minimum dress Money to spend with a capital S Get a date with the woman in red Wanna be in Heaven with three in a bed He got it, I want it They got it, I can't have it But I want it, but it don't matter She got it And I can't get it I want a mistress for Christmas I want a mistress for Christmas Oh, yeah Ha-ha, yeah I want a mistress for Christmas Come on Easy come, easy go Slippin' high, slippin' low, yeah He got it, I want it They got it, I can't have it I want it, don't matter She got it and I can't get it (Mistress) he got it, and I want it (For Christmas) they got it and I can't have it (Mistress) but I want it, it don't matter (For Christmas) she got it And I can't get a mistress for Christmas You know what I'm talkin' about (Mistress for Christmas) you gotta send me down You gotta send me down (Mistress for Christmas) I want the woman in red at the bottom of my bed (Mistress for Christmas) I can hear you coming down my smoke stack I wanna ride on your reindeer, honey And ring the bells, yeah