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Diet
Comedy
Diet was released on December 4, 2012 by All Things Comedy as a part of the album Salute!
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AlbumSalute!
Release DateDecember 4, 2012
LabelAll Things Comedy
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM61

Credits

Lyrics

I'm out of breath from like that three foot sprint
I literally am
I gotta lose weight
For two reasons
One, last time I was having sex my titties were bouncing too
Don't wanna have to wear a sports bra in bed
It's not a good look
It's getting the under the boob sweat at Safeway
Like I'm just carrying a 30 pack I thought
This place was air conditioned what the fuck
It's hard being chubby in the summer
Cause you wanna wear less clothing
Like I wanna wear a wife beater
But you can't wear a wife beater if you look like a wife beater
If you have a six pack wear a wife beater
If you just drank a six pack keep your sleeves on
That's kinda my diet though now
Drinking beer instead of Crown Royal
That is my diet actually every now and then
Instead of having a Crown Royal I have a Bud Light
Cause Bud Lights actually have less calories than Mountain Dew
Problem is nobody drinks 16 Mountain Dews
Except like the teenager on a Black Ops marathon
SOCOM motherfucker
Written by: Joe Bataan, Michael Peter Szumowski
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