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Uncle John
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Christmas
Uncle John was released on November 15, 2012 by Jonathan Coulton & John Roderick as a part of the album One Christmas at a Time
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Release DateNovember 15, 2012
LabelJonathan Coulton & John Roderick
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM100

Credits

Lyrics

Your uncle's late again
Last minute Christmas shopping at the airport
A dozen ringer tees
He bought at Eddie Rickenbacker's bar
Ladies' extra extra large
You know your Uncle John is gonna ruin Christmas again
Please don't invite your Uncle John
You know your Uncle John is gonna make a mess of things
We won't feel better till he's gone
Your Uncle John
He brings it up again
The famous Apple Crisp Incident of 2010
Motions for more gin
As he loudly criticizes your Cousin Jane
Who cries all the time anyway
You know your Uncle John is gonna ruin Christmas again
Please don't invite your Uncle John
You know your Uncle John is gonna make a mess of things
We won't feel better till he's gone
Your Uncle John
Borrows Nana's car
Staggers in at three a.m. with a new girlfriend
This one barely speaks
She studies cosmetology in Pismo Beach
And she's got a Hitler neck tattoo
You know your uncle John is gonna ruin Christmas again
Please don't invite your Uncle John
You know your Uncle John is gonna make a mess of things
We won't feel better till he's gone
Your Uncle John
John
Written by: John Roderick, Jonathan Coulton
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