(Girls) We love you Conrad
Oh, yes we do
We love you Conrad
And we will be true.
When you're not near us
We're blue.
Oh, Conrad, we love you!
(Boys) We hate you Conrad
Oh, yes we do
We don't hate anyone as much as you
Your singing makes us say pee yoo
Oh Conrad we hate you
(Girls) We love you Conrad oh yes we do
(Boys) We don't hate anyone as much as you
(Girls When your not near us we're blue
(Girls) Oh Conrad
(Boys) Oh Conrad
(All) We love/hate you
