Little Blue Man

One morning when I was out shopping Though you'll find it hard to believe A little blue man came out of the crowd And timidly tugged at my sleeve I wuv you, I wuv you Said the little blue man I wuv you, I wuv you to bits I wuv you, he loved me Said the little blue man And scared me right out of my wits I hurried back to my apartment I rushed in and I closed the door But there on the desk Stood the little blue man Who started to tell me once more I wuv you, I wuv you Said the little blue man I wuv you, I wuv you to bits I wuv you, he loved me Said the little blue man And scared me right out of my wits For weeks after that I was haunted Though no one could see him but me Right by my side was the little blue man Wherever I happened to be I wuv you One evening in wild desperation I rushed to a rooftop in town And over the side Pushed the little blue man Who sang to me all the way down I wuv you, I wuv you Said the little blue man I wuv you, I wuv you to bits I wuv you, he loved me Said the little blue man And scared me right out of my wits I whispered Thank goodness that's over I smiled as I hurried outside But there on the street Stood the little blue man Who said with a tear in his eye I don't wuv you anymore