When I'm Stoned

My baby loves me when I'm stoned As long as I find my way home No, my baby, she don't care About the songs I sing or the clothes I wear She loves the late night calls on the telephone My baby loves me when I'm stoned Yeah, she makes me see the picture She makes me see red She puts me on a pedastal And then messes with my head She don't want me in an office Or in a 3-Piece Suit She'd rather see me in dirty jeans and boots My baby loves me when I'm stoned Just as long as I find my way home No, my baby, she don't care About the songs I sing or the clothes I wear She loves the late night calls on the telephone My baby loves me when I'm stoned Every time that we're together Well, she cuts all the slack 'Cause she knows I ain't myself Until I knock a couple back It'll lead your life to ruin Take you to an early grave At least that's what those people always say My baby loves me when I'm stoned As long as I find my way home No, my baby, she don't care About the songs I sing or the clothes I wear Loves the late night calls on the telephone My baby loves me when I'm stoned I ain't never gonna leave that girl alone My baby loves me when I'm stoned