Well, I was on a cruise ship out at sea

My fiance and me

The ship went down, everybody drowned

And I was just glad the sea didn't swallow me

Well, I was in distress

'Cause my hair was such a mess

And so I washed up on a beach

Nine hungry eyes were staring down at me

I'm in the middle of a Cannibal Buffet

I'm feelin' well, they like me that way

So if you really wanna know what's eating me

It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary

Oh, trouble was afoot, they were eating mine

Toeing the party line

I was starting to feel

These guys are heels

Well, truth be told, these cannibals have got soul

Hey, numb-skull look at me, I got a bone to pick with thee

You ain't humorous, stop ribbing me

Have a spine, bone up, boy, set me free

I'm in the middle of a Cannibal Buffet

I'm feelin' rare, they like me that way

So if you really wanna know what's eating me

It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary

Missionaries came to this place

They taught us manners, now we cannibals always say grace

"Thank you, Good Lord for this wiener we're about to eat and the sweet buns we're gonna stick it in"

And then we eat your face

I'm in the middle of a Cannibal Buffet

I'm feelin' well, they like me that way

So if you really wanna know what's eating me

It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary

It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary

It's the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary