I Know It's Today

There's a princess in a tower

Oh my gosh that's just like me

Poor Rapunzel needs a haircut

But the witch won't set her free

She passes time by singing

Like someone else I know

As years go by she sits and waits

As years go by uh oh

A torturous existence

I don't remember this part!

She wishes she were dead

Skip ahead skip ahead!

But in the end Rapunzel finds a millionaire

The prince is good at climbing and braiding golden hair!

So I know, he'll appear

Cause there are rules and there are strictures

I believe the storybooks I read by candlelight

My white knight, and his steed

Will look just like these pictures!

It won't be long now, I guarantee!

Day number 23

I know its today

I know its today

There's a princess in a coma

Glad it's her instead of me

Pretty maiden in a glass box

How I wonder does she pee?

Blah blah blah, poison apple

Boring boring evil queen

Filler filler, been there, read that

Seven shorties on the scene

Skip ahead, skip ahead

But in the end the princess wakes up with a start

The prince is good at kissing

And melting Snow White's heart!

So I know, he'll appear

And his armour will be blinding!

As shining as his perfect teeth and manly hose

He'll propose

On one knee

And our prenup will be binding!

About time we set the wedding date!

Day number 958

I know it's today

He'll show up today

There's a princess any princess

Take your pick, they're all like me

Not exactly, I'm still waiting

They're out living happily

Ever after better get here

I want love in seconds flat

No one needs these middle bits

Oops, did I do that

Cut the villains, cut the vamping

Cut this fairytale

Cut the peril and the pitfalls

Cut the puppet and the whale

Cut the monsters, cut the curses

Keep the intro, cut the verses

And the waiting, the waiting, the waiting, the waiting

The waiting!

But I know, he'll appear

Though I seem a bit bipolar

And I'm a vandal now as well, though he won't mind

I'm a find, I'm a catch

And a very gifted bowler!

It won't be long now, I guarantee!

Day number

Are you there God?

It's me Fiona

It's me Fiona!

Now I know, he'll appear

Cause there are rules and there are strictures

I believe the storybooks I read by candlelight

My white knight, my knight and his steed

Will look just like these pictures!

It won't be long now, I guarantee!

Day number 23

Day number 958

Day number 8423

I know its today, oooo

I know its today, oooo

I know its today, oooo

I know its today, oooo

I know its today, oooo

I know it's today

I know it's today!