Curious Cravings to See the Sea

Astrid's memory still haunts me in my dreams at night It's daybreak The party's over I can feel six month's of hair grown On my half drunk face I've been living real hard since I last called your name Oh, Astrid How could I have known That leaving you, would leave me in this state? But I'm not even sure what state I'm in And as I walk across the beach I see some people gathering They must have caught themselves a beast Hello stranger We've caught ourselves a feast Would you like some sea monster meat? And then the Captain walked up to me and he said My name is Captain Arthur Frendreczeco and this is The Curious Cavalcade We sailed here on our sturdy ship from The Radiant Radish We are explorers in the name of God What was your name, sir? My name is Jonah Collywobble I've been nursing a strong headache And a broken heart From a girl I didn't even know I loved Do you think that it's a sign that we met up like this? Through all our travels across vast dimensions Through the horrid monster ridden salty seven seas one thing is clear That everything happens for a reason I'm not sure that I understand what you mean Why don't you tell us your story, Jonah? I always dreamed I'd be an Astronaut Now that I've sailed around the moon I got laid off I've been living on my pay from the government Spending the last few months in Charlotte But I never wanted to fall in love I've been hurt many times before Oh, Astrid Oh, Astrid I had to run away from you 'Cause when I was young I always dreamed I'd find a love so pure and true But instead I got you What happened next? She tried to eat my flesh But I may have given up the greatest mess I ever, ever had Hold on, I think you're overreacting It's not like I was your one true love If you remember correctly, I am the one that you left behind You should have held your tongue I'm so sorry You shouldn't drink so much, when you get lonely You say things that you don't mean That I don't mean I can almost hear her Calling out my irony She still sings to me inside my mind I'm losing track of reality I said things that I didn't mean That was a really sad story, Jonah I believe I've thought this through Maybe we can help you You can join us on our quest to discover the undiscoverable Do you think it's a sign from God? You gotta get that flesh eating, Hard drinking harlot off your mind, mind Get her off of your mind! My checks have started to run out My luck has been run dry I guess I'll give my sea legs a try