How About a Boy?

Lady, Lady Bountiful

How happy you could make me

But there are a county full

Of men all glad to take me

They are brave and gallant

All of them have talent

What have you to offer

If my hand I proffer?

Lady, Lady Bountiful

I do not like to boast

But I am sure that my talents offer most

How about a man who can fill you with romance?

Ugh, please

How about a man who could lead you in a dance?

Ow, your feet are killing me

How about a man who's strong as steel?

How about a man with sex appeal?

How can you refuse me?

Surely you can use me

How about a man who is full of tenderness?

Well, you're no Valentino

How about a man who can button up a dress?

Allow me

Oh! Oh!

Oops

Lady, lovely lady, here's your cue

How about a man like me for you?

How about a man can recite like Edwin Booth?

If music be the love of food—

How about a man sang soprano in his youth?

Ave Maria

How about a man who's six feet tall?

How about a man who's five feet small?

Why remain a widow?

Kiss me quick, old kiddo

How about a man who can whistle like a lark?

How about a man who can row you in the park?

Lady, lovely lady, here's your cue

My cue

How about a man like me for you?