The closet's empty, me floor be covered, me room be smelling, a stink that hovers, it's time to sweep this in the basket, we all know exactly what the task is

One sock is on the left, my jacket's on the right, me pant's is in the middle from just the other night

My shirts been turned inside out, if my mother were around it'd make her scream and shout

Now the whites go over here, colors over there, will turn it pink and purple if you don't care. Set it on warm, put detergent in, you watch the washer. Turn it, spin it

Put it in dryer, put some quarters in, you get that dryer feeling oh you know it. Put it in long time cause you don't want soggy

Now you know about my dirty laundry

What you know, what you know 'bout my dirty, dirty laundry?

What you know, what you know 'bout my dirty, dirty laundry?

What you know, what you, what you know 'bout my dirty, dirty laundry?

Kick it old school!

Soak it in the tub (Soak it in the tub)

Scrub it on the board (scrub it on the board)

Put it through the wringer (put it through the wringer, wringer)

Hang it out to dry (hang it out to dry)

Soak it in the tub (Soak it in the tub)

Scrub it on the board (scrub it on the board)

Put it through the wringer, wringer, wringer (put it through the wringer, wringer, wringer)

Hang it out to dry, woah (hang it out to dry)

Woah

What you know, what you know 'bout my dirty, dirty laundry?

What you know, what you know 'bout my dirty, dirty laundry?

What you know, what you know 'bout my dirty, dirty laundry?

What you know, what you, what you know 'bout my dirty, dirty laundry?