I like gin and liquor
Red wine makes me smile
I like the taste of sweet rum cola
And tequila makes me wild
Moonshine makes me hot
Champagne cools me down
But there ain't nothin' that'll make me feel
Like you do when you come around
I'd give it all up, (Schlitz Malt Liquor)
I'd give it all up, (Colt .45)
I'd give it all up baby just to have you 'round
I like cigarettes
And smokin' big cigars
I like to smoke my Old Gold Filters
Underneath the desert stars
I like to smoke with my coffee
I like to smoke with my tea
But there ain't nothin' makes my heart beat faster
Than you do when you look at me
I'd give it all up, (Lucky Strike)
I'd give it all up, (Chesterfield Kings)
I'd give it all up baby just to have you 'round
I used to carry a pistol
I used to tote a .45
I used to think that my 38 special
Made me the meanest man alive
Well now I don't need no firearms
I don't need no TNT
I'd throw all my guns in the Mississippi River
If you'd only come back to me
I'd give it all up, (22-20)
I'd give it all up, (Colt .45)
I'd give it all up baby just to have you 'round
I'd give it all up, (Pabst Blue Ribbon)
I'd give it all up, (Colt .45)
I'd give it all up baby just to have you 'round
