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Sleeping Struggles

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Sleeping Struggles was released on May 22, 2026 by BSeenMedia as a part of the album Let's Hang

Song Details

AlbumLet's Hang

Release DateMay 22, 2026

LabelBSeenMedia

LanguageEnglish

Melodicness

Acousticness

Valence

Danceability

Energy

BPM188

OVERVIEW

LYRICS

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS

Pete Correale

Spoken Word

COMPOSITION & LYRICS

Pete Correale

Songwriter

PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING

Jason Riggs

Producer

Lyrics

We got the machine too

I'll never forget the first night we plugged that thing in

Right, it's at the foot of the bed

I gotta pretend it doesn't sound like there's

A photocopy machine at the foot of the bed

Like somebody's making flyers for the big concert on Saturday

And I know my wife hears it, but she's laying there

I know she's laying there like, "Say something

I dare you to say anything right now"

I got my own problems at night sleeping, I don't even, right?

I don't wanna put anyone on the spot, but what are we talking, sir?

To pee? I mean, I'm, what are we up to?

How many you doing a night?

Three? I got a formula

I add two to whatever any man says

So it's probably five

But don't be, bro, I'm, I do four before midnight

So you're nothing

Sometimes I go to the bathroom, I don't even go back to bed

I just stay on the bowl 'cause I know

I'm gonna have to pee again so soon

I don't do liquids after three o'clock in the afternoon

If I lick a popsicle at 5:45 at night, I'm pissing 'til sunrise

Literally leaning against the wall

Peeing mad in the middle of the night

Like, "Why did I lick it? Why did I lick it?"

Then I climb into the bed too, right? I love that

And then you hear my wife go, "You keep

Waking me up when you go to the bathroom"

Now I can't, now I, right?

I'm like, "Oh really? But nothing with the photocopy machine though?

We're sleeping right through that?"

Give me a break

Sounds like we're in a hospice and there's a respirator

At the foot of the bed for the past three years

Oh my gosh, yeah

Listen, I don't wanna scare the young kids

When you're married a long time, the love doesn't die, okay?

The way you sleep together though, that changes drastically

Early on, obviously, a lot of cuddling, alright?

Even the first few years in, even more than that

Three, four, five years, you still start the night with a toe touch

Maybe a finger

Just a little something

You know it's only gonna last thirty

Seconds, but just a little finger rub

I'm telling you, when you've been with someone a long time

The slightest physical contact can be so powerful

I mean, I've been with my wife

I've been with my wife longer than I've been alive without my wife

That's a long time

I've had moments where I'm laying in bed just going

I'm just wondering, "Is she even into this shit anymore?"

Then out of nowhere, I don't even think my wife knows she's doing it

She'll just like rub my neck with her fingertip

I'm like, "Oh my God, the passion is unbelievable"

We're like a Nicholas Sparks movie

But full-on cuddling?

I went to cuddle my wife a few months ago and she goes

"Are you kidding me right now?

Trying to get out of my own skin, you're

Putting that Guido carpet on top of me?"

I said, "Listen, I was just trying to get a little

Cuddling in before your first sweat session"

Oh my God, I couldn't believe how bad she

Starts sweating from these hot flashes

The first night it happened, I touched her

I almost said the worst thing you could say as a married person

I almost said, "Gross"

'Cause I went, "Ooh"

And then I caught myself and I got out of bed

She's like, "Where are you going?"

I go, "I gotta check the shower

I think you're sleepwalking and taking showers

Nobody could be this wet

How are you standing? Do you need an IV drip right now?"

She comes down in the morning, the dog's licking her leg

And she thinks it's affection

She's like, "What's with him?"

I go, "What's with him? You're a salt stick"

Yeah, and she's Polish, man

They're pickled right out of the gate, they're already pickled

Now you're adding all that dry sweat, Jesus

I'm surprised a moose didn't come

Through the goddamn window to get at her

No, we've been married so long

We don't even say goodnight anymore when we go to bed

We just pat each other's ass and go, "Good luck"

Written by: Pete Correale

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