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Napkin Math

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Indie Rock

Napkin Math was released on May 15, 2026 by Artist House as a part of the album Napkin Math - Single

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Schur

Vocals

COMPOSITION & LYRICS

Andrew Schur

Composer

PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING

Andrew Schur

Producer

Jeremy Daniels

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jack kennedy

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Lyrics

He said medicate or get old

He’s got expensive pills on my kitchen table

Pay or get old

He’s doing napkin math tryna work another angle

Hey, you’re skin folds

As a frontman I’ll bet you wish you had an antidote

Well, I don’t know

‘Cause my pops looks great and he only uses hand soap

He said I got thin hair and pretty bad skincare

No smirk he sounded pretty sincere

Spoke good he’s oh so debonaire

He said selling pills had made him into a millionaire

But I knew that he was chained to the billionaires

Upstairs selling youth to the youth beware

He said medicate or get old

He’s got expensive pills on my kitchen table

Pay or get old

He’s doing napkin math tryna work another angle

Hey, you’re skin folds

As a frontman I’ll bet you wish you had an antidote

Well, I don’t know

‘Cause my pops looks great and he only uses hand soap

You’re 9,781 days old

And you look like you’ve been left alone too long

Didn’t know you got to pay to save face and preservate

You know you’re so ready

I could make you look like a young twenty

I could make you look like you sleep plenty

I could make you tall so your best bet get the Amex and have faith

He said medicate or get old

He’s got expensive pills on my kitchen table

Pay or get old

He’s doing napkin math tryna work another angle

Hey, you’re skin folds

As a frontman I’ll bet you wish you had an antidote

Well, I don’t know

‘Cause my pops looks great and he only uses hand soap

Written by: Andrew Schur

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