Simon says he likes to take it slow, Right before he tells me to take off my clothes

Won't spend the night he'll say he's gotta go, Yeah, I know, Unlike his dirty laundry, I'm gonna fold

He's playing me just like he plays my songs, I don't think he's evil, just some issues with his mom

He's pretty but he's stubborn, (uh huh) Takes one to know one, oh, he's so predictable

But when Simon says you're going over tonight

If I didn't, well, wouldn't that be impolite

Simon says he only wants a friend, that's right

But friends don't do what we did in his bed last night, oh

He don't even gotta ask my hands behind my back, So how am I supposed to clean up this mess

Ooh, Simon says that he wants a friend, So that's what he's gonna get, oh

Friends don't send naked pictures, Tell me I'm a good kisser, Listen to all your issues

Well, that friends do, but babe, I overcommitted, Ooh, I'm just so busy, I swear it's not you, it's me

Work's just been, like, so crazy lately

But when Simon says you're going over tonight

If I did then, baby, would it be such a crime

Simon says he only wants a friend, that's right

But friends don't do what we did in his bed last night, oh

He don't even gotta ask my hands behind my back, So how am I supposed to clean up this mess

Ooh, Simon says that he wants a friend, So that's what he's gonna get

Bend over, touch your toes, oh, he likes them flexible

Damn it, must've tripped, both his hands are on my hips

Turn around, take me down, how'd my shirt get on the ground

When I'm finished, then I'm dipping, baby, look who's winning now

Bend over, touch your toes, oh, he likes them flexible

Damn it, must've tripped, both his hands are on my hips

Turn around, take me down, how'd my shirt get on the ground

When I'm finished, then I'm dipping, baby, look who's winning now

(Bend over, touch your toes, no, he likes them flexible

Damn it, must've tripped, both his hands are on my hips)