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The Crunch
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The Crunch was released on June 5, 2026 by Independent as a part of the album The Crunch - Single
June 5, 2026
LabelIndependent
LanguageEnglish
BPM100
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy

Music Video

Music Video

Lyrics

KP Golden Wonder Walkers Seabrook Tyrells Smiths (McCoys)
KP Golden Wonder Walkers Seabrook Tyrells Smiths (McCoys)
Quavers! I like flavours that are cheesy, pickled onion goes down
Easy - but I like Dill Pickle, I don't mind if it's hot or it tickles
Rustling, you won't catch me hustling, splitting multipacks to single
6 pack,12 pack, by the box; they're all going in my gob
I like them crispy, doesn't matter if they're smooth or they're ridged
I love the classics, salt and vinegar the top of the list
Why do they put prawn cocktail in? I think they're taking the pith!
Don't matter what you choose, there is one basic truth
They are all made of
Potato, potato
KP Golden Wonder Walkers Seabrook Tyrells Smiths (McCoys!)
I'm not fakin', I love Smoky Bacon, Scampy Fries, Spunky Munch and
If you don't like Worcester Sauce, well, you must be out to lunch
It's a mystery to me why no matter how you try you
Can no longer buy Wheat Crunchies in this flavour, do me a favour!
I like them crispy, doesn't matter if they're ridged or they're smooth
A Cheesy Moment spent with you would Brie enough to soothe
My Frazzled heart I need to start another packet
Don't matter what you choose, there is one basic truth
They are all made of
Potato, potato
So many tastes to savour
You can go with a hunch
You have to pick a flavour
When it comes to the crunch
KP Golden Wonder Walkers Seabrook Tyrells Smiths
Salty or plain, that taste is in my mouth again
Skin on, skin off you know that I don't really give a toss so
Shake me (shake me shake me) grab my bag and
Make it snow down on my crunchy
Potato snacks, giving me a heart attack
I like them crispy, doesn't matter if they're ridged or they're smooth
Get me some teriyaki, bang them in my crisp feeding tube
Roast beef and mustard well I'm starting to feel somewhat flustered
Don't matter what you choose, there is one basic truth
They are all made of
Potato
Don't matter what you choose, there is one basic truth
They are all made of
Potato
Don't matter what you choose, there is one basic truth
They are all made of
Potato, potato
Potato
Written by: Dave Greaves

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