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Christmas Down in Hell
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Christmas Down in Hell was released on May 19, 2026 by AntiBryst Entertainment as a part of the album Taco of Doom - EP
May 19, 2026
LabelAntiBryst Entertainment
LanguageEnglish
BPM102
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy

Lyrics

Malls all got me fucking sick
All the cheap god damn plastic grins
Dead eyed cashiers stressed as hell
While the Karens bitch and yell
They claim to sell us deals
But stress is all we ever feel
It's always the same old bullshit
Crapped with a shiny bow
Fuck your gaudy tree
Fuck your Christmas cheer
I'd rather blaze down with the assholes
While chugging lots of beer
Christmas down in hell
Where the sinners dwell
Give me brimstone, motherfucker
Where porn stars moan and yell
Christmas down in hell
Feeling fucking swell
I'd rather drink down with sinners
Than be a hallow shell
I'm rolling with the banshees
I'm fuckin' with the damned
Dead rock kings and their groupies
With my jingle bells in their hand
Porn queens fucking all around
Fallen angels with titties out
Krampus slammin' in the orgy
Tossing salads with cotton mouth
Christmas down in hell
Where bad ass fuckers dwell
Give me hellfire, motherfucker
Where the hookers moan and yell
Christmas down in hell
I'm feeling fucking swell
I'd rather fuck with all sinners
Than be boring as fucking hell
Satan DJs through the gang bang
Titties slapping on Santa's bag
Sugar plum fairy ripping on the bong
Then jumps right back to juggling dongs
I don't want your fucking peace
Just want some weed and sodomy
Yeah, put me down on the naughty list
While Misses Claus guzzles my dick
Christmas down in hell
Where the sinners dwell
Give me hookers, give me boobies
Anal sluts and some doobies
I'm in fucking hell
And I'm feeling god damn swell
I'd rather party with slutty strippers
Than to be your corporate shill
Give me hellfire, motherfucker
Give me sluts and coked up truckers
Give me mushrooms in a hooker hotel
Let's party down in hell
Give me lube and give me weed
And three chicks to swallow my seed
Yeah, fuck your Merry Christmas
I'd rather party down in hell
Written by: Bryce Kain
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