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Worst Date
album cover
Worst Date was released on August 7, 2026 by Wealthy Women as a part of the album Children
August 7, 2026
LabelWealthy Women
LanguageEnglish
BPM81
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy

Lyrics

I'm arrested
By your smile
My robot car got stuck in traffic
You've been waiting for a while
Dating here is crazy
When you look like me
We're on the run from DEI
I can't say what I believe
I'm distracted
By your man-hating bangs
Is this your first time on a date
With a real man
It's better to ask permission
It's always better to ask permission
Why do I
Have to ask permission
I'm just trying to make a connection
Maybe invest
There's room for you in my seed round
And maybe my bed
I know
What women want
A fat wallet
And a big "car"
Are you a socialist?
'Cause I don't date freaks
I just think
What has the government ever done for me?
Wait - Why are you leaving
Wait - What did I say
Wait
Wait - Can we still split the check?
Maybe those testosterone pills were a bad idea
A pyramid upside down
Looks like success
Buy my product
Fill my chest
Just take my seminar
Attend my conference
Write a cheque
Your life begins today
Write a cheque
Since when did you get so weak
So weary
I'll show you how to be a man
The ladies in your life will thank you
There's a gel for that
99.99
Problems solved
Your life begins today
Problems solved
Written by: Andrew Harms, Don Doblados, Peter Sisk
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