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Vanglorious Bitches
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Vanglorious Bitches was released on May 20, 2026 by Dr Jekyll as a part of the album Vanglorious Bitches - Single
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Release DateMay 20, 2026
LabelDr Jekyll
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM93

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Dr. Jekyll
Dr. Jekyll
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Martin Woodcock
Martin Woodcock
Lyrics, Composer
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Dr. Jekyll
Dr. Jekyll
Producer

Lyrics

Attention all Wasteland citizens
Hide your gold, hide your wives
And somebody hide the whiskey
The Vainglorious Bitches just rode back into town
Dust cloud bowling through the canyon pass
Outlaws drinking straight from the flask
Sparta got launched from another saloon
Crashed through the window and back by noon
Molly rolling dice with a dangerous grin
Scrood yelling, "Who let these idiots in?"
Dr. B pouring whiskey for stress
Whole damn posse looking whiskey blessed
Wanted posters nailed to the wall
Every sheriff praying that we don't call
Gold rush fever burning our veins
Whole damn West knows our name
Vainglorious Bitches ride tonight
Gold dust glowing in the firelight
Train wheels screaming, whiskey strong
Whole damn Wasteland sings along
Vainglorious Bitches raise the dead
Outlaw hearts and prices on heads
Banks start shaking when we arrive
Welcome, boys, to Season Five
MSB blew up half the western line
Called it strategy after moonshine
Scorpius Al with the fire hose spray
Nearly washed the whole damn bank away
Morax walked in with a savage grin
"All this loot, now where do we begin?"
Mean Queen Jade yelled, "Take the locks!"
Even stole the sheriff's whiskey pot
Yost walked in and the piano stopped
Three hard cowboys flat out dropped
Amoeba fully loaded, ready to go
Pocket cheeseburgers in tow
Gold on the table, cards in the smoke
Train full of loot and the axles broke
Sheriff said, "Boys, you crossed the line"
Angered Dan yelled, "That train was mine!"
Train horn howling across the plains
Whole damn posse robbing trains
(Hey!) Ride west
(Hey!) Raise hell
(Hey!) Fill the wagons and ring that bell
Glass starts smashing, bottles fly
Some poor cowboy's screaming, "We're all gonna die!"
Dust and smoke under blood-red skies
Vainglorious Bitches... still riding high
Vainglorious Bitches ride tonight
Eight war zones set alight
Boots hit hard and the drinks still flow
Whole damn West knows our name
Vainglorious Bitches hold the line
Whiskey, war, and outlaw pride
If the Wasteland burns tonight
Yeah... the Bitches probably started the fight
Ain't a bank left standing
Written by: Martin Woodcock
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